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Chocolate Freakshake: The Ultimate Over-the-Top Milkshake Recipe
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Chocolate Freakshakes

These chocolate freakshakes are a full-send sugar bomb with no restraint. Made with a thick chocolate milkshake base, three unique cookie-crusted rims, and your favorite toppings stacked high. Not classy. Not clean. Totally worth it.
Course Dessert
Cuisine American
Keyword chocolate freakshake, chocolate milkshake toppings, dessert shake, extreme milkshake, freakshake recipe, over-the-top milkshake
Prep Time 20 minutes
Total Time 20 minutes
Servings 3 freakshakes
Calories 680kcal

Equipment

Ingredients

For the Rims:

For the Chocolate Shake:

Instructions

  • Crush your cookies, chop your toppings, and set everything out in small bowls so you’re ready when it’s time to build.
    ½ cup (60 g) crushed Oreo cookies, ½ cup (60 g) crushed Biscoff cookies, 1/2 cup (80 g) Heath toffee bits
  • In a microwave-safe bowl, melt the chocolate chips in 30-second intervals, stirring until smooth.
    1½ cups (270 g) semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • Dip each mug rim in melted chocolate, then press into a different topping—Oreos, Biscoff cookies, or toffee bits. Chill the mugs in the fridge or freezer to set.
  • Blend the ice cream, chocolate milk, and chocolate syrup until smooth.
    9 scoops (~ 675 g) vanilla ice cream , 1 cup (240 ml) chocolate milk, ¼ cup (60 ml) chocolate syrup
  • Pour the milkshake into each chilled mug.
  • Top with whipped cream and start layering on your toppings—cookies, brownies, cones, candy, whatever works.
    whipped cream
  • Serve right away with a small tray or plate underneath to catch any delicious mess.

Notes

  • Nutrition info only includes the milkshake and chocolate-dipped rims—not the toppings, since those vary too much.
  • You can prep the rimmed mugs ahead of time and store them in the freezer until you're ready to use.
  • Toothpicks, wooden skewers, or even straws work great for keeping heavy toppings like brownies or waffles in place.
  • Don’t stress about making them perfect—these shakes are supposed to be messy and over-the-top.
  • Use a 16 oz (475 ml) mug or mason jar to give yourself enough space for the shake, whipped cream, and toppings. Anything smaller and things will start sliding off.
 
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Nutrition

Serving: 400g | Calories: 680kcal | Carbohydrates: 85g | Protein: 10g | Fat: 35g | Saturated Fat: 20g | Polyunsaturated Fat: 3g | Monounsaturated Fat: 9g | Cholesterol: 95mg | Sodium: 240mg | Potassium: 520mg | Fiber: 3g | Sugar: 68g | Vitamin A: 720IU | Vitamin C: 1mg | Calcium: 280mg | Iron: 3mg