If there is someone in a restaurant with an eye patch on (for medical reasons) my youngest hooligan will run over and exuberantly ask them why they are dressed like a pirate.
If you order a stack of pancakes for dinner it reduces the urge for a sweet dessert, therefore saving lots of calories, RIGHT? RIGHT?
If you buy a pair of shorts on vacation with an elastic waistband because you ate too many stacks of pancakes, you no longer feel like you are over-eating. Really this works.
My next car will have to be a truck, with some sort of crew cab, diesel, off-road, F350, long bed, 4 x 4 dulie, GIANT; I would never be caught dead driving that kind of truck!
When I take my kids away from home which includes their daily diet, they become immediately constipated. This leads to excruciatingly long periods of time spent in EVERY restaurant we visit. The minute food hits their lips, the urge to poop rabbit turds is immediate. I kid you not, I have seen every bathroom from here to there for longer periods of time than I ever wanted too.
If you step on a Yellowjacket’s nest, it really pisses off the inhabitants.
I almost pass out every time I see a snake slithering around on my land. The acreage is not big enough for the two of us. This also includes the cougars, black bear, elk and deer who live there too. I need a very big fence.
When you bring home two cases of wine and try to fit them into an already overly packed car, this really, really annoys your husband.
It’s so good to be home.
