Category Archives: Weirdness

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Belch! Eructe! Erutti! Rotez! Arrote! Oprisping! Good, wasn’t it? I …

Mind In The Gutter

See this swing?  It hangs in the front yard of a …

There’s Nothing Funny About Gigli

While watching fictional television programming the other night, the Wild Boar …

You Say Tomayto, I Say Tomahto…You Say Vagina, I Say Dentata

What?  You’ve never heard of Vagina Dentata?  Really? Come on, …

The Continuing Saga of A Tragically, Tragic Love Story of Survival and Loss

You all remember Mr. Stoli Ohranj and Borghetti?  If you …

Plastic Surgery You Just Don’t Think About…AT LEAST I DIDN’T, Until Now!

So, I’m in the mood to be gross.  Well, it’s …

Sideswiped; In the Worst Way

As usual I was minding my own business in my …

Extravagant Stupidity

Yes, I really do live in the world’s most abnormal town.  …

Chocolate Magnetism: A Tragically, Tragic Love Story of Survival and Loss

This is Borghetti and Mr. Stoli Ohranj.  They have been …

Esoteric, Useless, Meaningless Bits of Information About Me That I’m Going to Share With You, Even Though I Probably Shouldn’t

I have sixty-seven pairs of shoes (not including 14 pairs …

The Desensitization of Me

The Wild Boar did part of his residency training in …

My Crazy Place

Ummmm…I have a serious problem.  It’s my kitchen utensil drawer. …

10 Things You Should Know Before Your Next Trip to the Gynecologist

Being the wife of an OB/GYN I’ve heard some things. …

Booger Assault

A constant battle I’m having with my kids is teaching …

Conversation with a Waitress

Setting the scene:  On a recent vacation we decided to …