Have you ever known someone who contradicts EVERYTHING you say? Everything.
Not only is it annoying, it's weird.
The sky is blue.
No, it's really kind of gray.
Your pants are purple
No, they are violet.
Smoking can kill you.
That's a myth.
I mean, it can be to the point of ridiculous.
I know someone like this and I will most likely see him tomorrow. However, because I know how he is, I purposefully attempt to come up with statements he can't contradict.
So far, no matter what I say, he's had a come back. It's hilarious. And he's fast. And good. You could not pay for this type of entertainment.
I need some good ammo.
What can't he contradict? I swear he has an answer for everything.
One Year Ago Today: Plastic Surgery You Just Don't Think About...AT LEAST I DIDN'T, Until Now