Youngest Hooligan: Mom…
Youngest Hooligan: (In his most serious, question asking voice) When a girl dumps you, does that mean she comes to your house with her garbage can and recycling bin and dumps it on your head?
Me: (Laughing and snorting) No! Not at all! Really, no.
Actually I didn’t have the heart to tell him, that YES, it is entirely possible, depending on the reasons she is dumping you! Ha!
You just have to love the innocence.