I was at the store yesterday and came home with several pairs of new pants for the Wild Boar.
Land clearing in Oregon is beginning soon and he needs work pants. Gone are the days of slacks and pleats. He needs durability and toughness!
I hand him the pants with a big smile and say,
Me: Look what I got you!
Wild Boar: Oh.
Me: What does that mean?
Wild Boar: I won’t wear these.
Wild Boar: I don’t like them.
Me: Why don’t you like them? They are perfect for you.
Wild Boar: I don’t wear cargo pants. I prefer regular jeans or work clothes.
Wild Boar: Because cargo pants look stupid.
Me: What? I wear them all the time.
Wild Boar: (Dead Silence)
Me: What flippin’ ever.
So seriously, what’s wrong with cargo pants? For men they are designed to be tough and baggy, allowing free movement.
Is it the accordion folds in the pockets he hates? These are exactly what I THINK he needs to traipse around on that land.
Oh well, I still don’t get it.
Seriously, what’s wrong with them? These were not military battledress cargos, they were actually nice!