Dear Horse Owners In My Town:
What’s wrong with you?
Why do you feel you are exempt from cleaning up the fecal land-masses your horse drops on certain city sidewalks?
What if all the dog owners followed your lead? Can you even imagine how disgusting our town would be?
Every morning I set out on my walk with my friends Lisa, Lori, sometimes Wendy and sometimes others…and you know what? We are all disgusted by your total lack of caring about this situation.
Why are your horses on the sidewalk anyway?
Don’t you think it’s time you take responsibility, making a reasonable effort to clean up the public nuisance droppings you so carelessly leave behind? This would save those of us WHO HAVE NOT YET EATEN their breakfast from having to gag and hurdle over these massively noxious piles of poop-de-doo? Did I say massive?
If you agree to start the cleanup process, I will agree to STOP calling you the POOPERTRATORS. K?