Here she is in all her glory. Isn’t she pretty?
Meet Ms. Fancy-Schmancy Clover 1% Organic Milk. You see, I brought her home from the store yesterday, as I always do.
However, I happened to glance at my grocery store receipt, which I must admit I don’t normally do. I also don’t normally look at the prices of the items I always buy, like MILK! Yes, bad habit but it’s the truth.
So yesterday, I happened to look at the receipt and Oh MY Gawd this little gallon of milk cost $7.50! What?!
I was udderly (he-he) shocked. When did this happen? How long have I been paying $7.50 a gallon? Did I miss something? Is there a shortage of dairy cows? This is from a local farm, why the heck is it so expensive?
So once I got over the shock I dressed her up (with a few things I just had laying around) and took her picture since it’s probably the last time I’m going to buy her. Okay, that’s a lie but why do I need to drink another mammal’s milk anyway? I mean that’s just weird in itself don’t you think?
All milk at my house will now be consumed out of goblets and cereal served out of crystal bowls. It’s the least I can do to perpetuate the madness.