This Will Have You Singin' "La Cucaracha"
Still counting down to Cinco de Mayo over here. I figured we needed something to go with those margaritas!
This is my favorite Mexican Salad with a Creamy Avocado Dressing. It is easy to make and just screams Cinco de Mayo Mexican Fiesta Extravaganza.
This salad also makes me want to belt out verses of La Cucaracha, even though the song title means "The Cockroach". Appetizing, I know.
It kills me such a popular song is all about a disgusting cockroach, well sort of...here's the lyrics:
Spanish:
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marijuana pa' fumar
English:
The cockroach, the cockroach
Can't walk anymore
Because it doesn't have, because it's lacking
Marijuana to smoke
...and when it's not appropriate to say "marijuana to smoke" (like at a children's party, I guess) they say limonada que tomar or lemonade to drink. Okey, dokey! Strange, but whatever!
There are so many stories as to where this song originated and for what reason. My favorite is the belief la cucaracha has to do with the great Mexican cockroach scare of 1827. Sounds terrifying doesn't it?
Apparently marijuana was deadly to cockroaches (who knew) and its use among the vermin was encouraged by the villagers at that time. Weird, I know. This is also where the American slang term "roach" for a marijuana cigarette stub originated.
I know you will all sleep better with this information. I know I will.
So enough folklore already, let's get to work on this salad.
Let's make the dressing first, here's what you need: Avocado, fresh lemon juice, mayonnaise, hot sauce, olive oil, fresh garlic and salt.
In a food processor or blender add one large, ripe avocado. You can do this.
To the avocado add 1 Tablespoon plus 2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice.
Add 1/2 cup mayonnaise and 1/4 cup olive oil to the avocado-lemon mixture.
Can you tell from the list of un-fattening ingredients as to why this dressing tastes so good? I thought you might.
Finally, add 1 teaspoon hot sauce, 3/4 teaspoon salt and two garlic cloves to the mixture.
Whirl it up until smooth and creamy. This is what it will look like....mmmmm.
Taste and adjust seasonings to your liking. Cover and refrigerate until needed. This will not brown.
Here are the salad ingredients: Romaine lettuce, pinto beans, green onions, tomatoes, corn chips and cheddar cheese. You probably already have all this stuff in your kitchen.
Chop 1-1/2 to 2 heads romaine lettuce, several tomatoes (depending on size), and 5 green onions. Crush 2 cups of corn chips in a bag with a rolling pin.
Add lettuce, tomatoes, green onions, corn chips, a 15 ounce can of pinto beans (drained and rinsed) and a 1/2 cup of shredded cheddar cheese to a bowl.
Remove dressing from refrigerator and add to the bowl. Toss well, the dressing will be thick.
This a very simple recipe but the flavors are unbeatable. The creamy avocado dressing really hits the spot and is the perfect accompaniment to those enchiladas or burritos you will be making; not to mention the margaritas!
Whether you celebrate Cinco de Mayo or not you will enjoy the fresh Mexican flavors this salad has to offer. Enjoy!
Mexican Salad with Creamy Avocado Dressing
adapted from Dice With Spice
For the dressing:
1 large avocado
1 Tablespoon + 2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1 teaspoon hot sauce
1/4 extra virgin olive oil
2 garlic cloves
3/4 teaspoon salt
Combine all ingredients in a food processor or blender and process until smooth and creamy. Taste and adjust seasonings. Cover and refrigerate. Toss salad with dressing right before serving.
For the salad:
1-1/2 to 2 heads romaine lettuce, chopped
2-3 large tomatoes or 6-7 small tomatoes
2 cups corn chips, crushed into pieces
1/2 cup cheddar cheese, shredded
15 ounce can pinto or black beans, drained and rinsed
5 green onions, chopped
Combine all ingredients in a big serving bowl and toss well with dressing. Serve immediately.
This salad also has a million possibilities. You could add jalopenos, black olives or more hot sauce. Whatever you like just make it your own and enjoy!

Gawd that looks good. Oh, and thanks. Now I have that cockroach song in my little head. I think it's worth it, though, for the education...
Reply to this
Ooh... yummyummyummyummy. Yum. That's heading straight to my recipe folder.
Reply to this
Why are you always making me hungry?
Reply to this
OMG!! that looks soo yummy!
and thanks for the info I didn't know about La Cucaracha, lol. I have that as my newthing I learned today,lol.
Have a great weekend
Reply to this
Again..you have outdid yourself. Thanks for the great recipe...can't wait to try it out for my friends and family!!!
Reply to this
That looks scrumptious! I'm with Mental...I will now be humming that dang song in my head for the rest of the day!
I'm looking forward to making that salad.
Reply to this
What a delicious-looking site! Your images are wonderful! And so tasty-looking! Thanks for sharing.
Reply to this
Wait, do you make the salad before or after the marijuana?
Reply to this
Okay, this made me laugh hysterically.
Reply to this
Just bastardized the most well known spanish language nursery rhyme.
The last line is 'las patitas par' andar'
To leave on a positive note. You may try adding cured onions to the salad. Just add A LOT of salt to your chopped onions and let them sit for about a half hour. Rinse them off and taste. You will notice that the bite is gone and you won't have to add salt to your dish. Add some lemon, olive oil, cilantro and tomato. You have a great base for so many salads. This is the Ecuadorian "encebollado"
Reply to this
Guille-
La Cucaracha is a song often improvised and is similar to songs like Yankee Doodle and On Top of Old Smokey in America. These songs, like La Cucaracha, have many different verses and are often changed to fit certain occasions. I'm sure there are many children's lyrics to the familiar La Cucaracha tune but I'm sticking with this version, somehow it entertains me more. I know the origin of La Cucaracha is unsettled but if you have any further information let me know.
Thanks for the tip about the onion it sounds like something I'd be interested in trying.
Thanks for your comment.
Reply to this
STELLAR. good lord, that dressing. who needs the salad when you've got that dressing? take chip, drown in dressing, deliver to mouth. i commend you.
Reply to this
Sorry, I am in french today, not spanish. However in any language this salad looks amazing!
Viva la independence!
Reply to this
Ooooh, this looks fantastic! I love the dressing!
Reply to this
Delicious, delucious, delovely!
Thank you SO much for posting the La Cucaracha lyrics. I've had a running debate w/ a spanish-speaking friend of mine for years. I KNEW he was talking about the doobie.
Reply to this
Yowzer - you just couldn't make it any easier than you did. Great recipe, fantastic photos - the only thing missing is the last part of the song.
Reply to this
Lord have mercy does that look good. I'm definitely going to make that for Cinco de Mayo.
And I have say...learned something new today. I had no idea that the words to La Cucharacha were about killing cock roaches with marijuana. Live and learn I say.
Reply to this
I'm not a big fan of Mexican food, at all. But I love your Mexican salad!! So colorful and yummy. Did you know that Speedy Gonzales sings the version with "marihuana" on it? LOL
Reply to this
I had no idea what the words of that song meant! Damn.
And the salad looks stunning! Avocado!- I would sell my soul for avocado...
Reply to this
Yummm, my kind of salad. Will definitely go well with a drink, and you are kickin it up a notch, girlfriend. That was a perfect avacado.
Ok the coocoorawcha song. Guess I never knew it but this is what we have been singing for years.
La Coocoorawcha, la coocoorawcha
runnin all around the house,
la coocoorawcha la coocoorawcha,
quiet as a little mouse.
La Coocoorawcha, la coocoorawcha
be sure you smash him on the head,
la coocoorawcha,la coocoorawcha,
smash him good, so he'll be dead.
In the south we call those big ole monsters palmetto bugs. You ain't seen nothin until you've seen a 3 inch long coocoorawcha. Stuff of nightmares.
Reply to this
Wow, this recipe looks great! I love the avocado dressing! I definitely think I need to try this one!
Reply to this
Mmmm! Definitely one to print and make! Love your photos.
Reply to this
This is seriously the most delicious looking salad I have seen in a long, long time!
Reply to this
oh my......i want to eat at YOUR house. i'm with you on the jewish men, too.
Reply to this
With beans, cheese, and avacodo this salad looks rpretty tasty!
Reply to this
This looks delicious! Wish I were eating it tonight!
Reply to this
This salad looks amazing, but I've got to have me some of that dressing!!
Reply to this
haha this salad will be making me sing
"Ai yai yai-yai" oh just fyi I saw a hair in da salad...sorry I have a very bad habit of spotting things or as my spanish teacher put it " Tu mucho loco".
Hehe if you want a mexican recipe my friend Danicsa Adame taught me just ring a bell okey dokey?
Reply to this
Holy frijoles! That looks good. Mui bueno!
Reply to this
Wow, that looks wonderful, can't wait to try it myself.
Reply to this
It would have been a day wasted today! Then I read this post, and really learned something new---about cockroaches, and I can sleep now!
Salad looks delicious!!!
Reply to this
I'm ALWAYS looking for great Mexican sides and salads. This one sounds terrific with that amazing-looking avocado dressing!! Drinks on me...
Reply to this
A) That looks AMAZING.
Reply to this
This looks awesome! I've never combined avocado and mayo before, and now I'm wondering what's been wrong with me. I'll be trying this!
Reply to this
Giggle, I'm so amused at this version of la cucaracha. That, and I can't think of a single better way to use avocados.
Reply to this
OMG - that looks absolutely decadent. I am totally going to have to make that for next weekends cookout. YUMMMMMMMMY! I'm salivating.
Reply to this
Oh my, oh my....I drooled over every single picture!! I wanna come over your place tomorrow for a celebration!!
The two cloves of garlic with the creamy avocado dressing really got me!
Reply to this
OMG, did NOT know the translated lyrics to that song. Of course now, I will sing it even more - or, rather, will start singing it. Thanks for stopping by my site - and now I'm so glad to have blogged into you!
Reply to this
WOW!!! creamy, garlicky dressing, pieces of shredded cheese! Emmm, can I sing "Living La Vida Loca" instead? LOL
Reply to this
Can I just say WOW! This looks so good. Definitely trying this one out. Thanks!!
Reply to this
I have never tried avocados in savory recipes, Cathy - here in Brazil, it's common to have it as a dessert!
That salad looks wonderful.
Reply to this
Thanks for the history lesson... I loved it. So, I've learned something new today - hurray!
That looks so incredibly fabulous that it's making my stomach hurt. Can't wait to give it a whirl in my kitchen.
Reply to this
Wow, that looks simply amazing! So fresh and tasty...yummers!
Reply to this
That looks like a helluva good salad! I love avocados in almost anything.
And for the record...I like your version of the song. Hehehe!
Reply to this
OK you did it again. This has me wishing to go whip up a little salad and dressing.
Reply to this
I made this salad this weekend - it was so wonderful! Will definitely make again. Thanks Cathy!
Reply to this
I'm Japanese, but your food makes me so hungry! You can sell your book in Japan! Why don't you try it?! They eagerly want to learn how to make American yummy food, though
Reply to this