Green Thumb, Not So Much


Spring has hit here in my neck of the woods.  The days have been warm and my roses are growing.  FAST.

What does that mean?  Aphids.  Oh so many stinkin' APHIDS!

What the heck.

I've tried everything.

All systemic and non-systemic insecticides.  ALL OF THEM.

I have tried biological methods.  Natural predator insects such as ladybugs and spraying the plant with soap and water. 

I even shook one of the plants to death to see if the aphids would fly off.  Um, no they wouldn't. 

I am anal enough to pick each aphid off with tweezers if I have to.  But I've refrained.

So with everything I've done, short of cutting the roses down, why do I still have this...




Don't be distracted by the fact a mama aphid has just given birth to five baby aphids.  That is beside the point (even though they are kinda cute).  Get over it.

I want them gone.

Hmmm, what if these are not aphids?

Help me.

 
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 3:48 AM Flea wrote:
    I do not think they are what you think they are. Google aphids and hit Images to see many pictures of aphids. Then Google roses bugs and hit Images.
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 4:23 AM Dr. John wrote:
    I don't know what they are but keep them off of my roses. Can an insect move from blog to blog like a virus?
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 4:33 AM Jennifer wrote:
    I hate aphids!

    Are those aphids? They look kind of big to be aphids. I wish I had some age old remedy to help you get rid of them, but I don't. My first thought was ladybugs, but you said you tried that and it didn't work.

    Have you checked with a garden center? They might be able to give you something or at least an idea as to how to get rid of those nasty little buggers.
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 4:42 AM Asthmagirl wrote:
    I've sent the pic to my dad... he's a Master Gardener. They don't look like aphids to me.
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 4:43 AM Mental P Mama wrote:
    Ewwww. I thought aphids were white...but I must say that when you don't look at the bugs, the rose is beautiful!
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 5:14 AM Andi Sexton (rrlscrapgal) wrote:
    Not aphids.. Our aphids are little green guys... you don't see their wings... they look like bumps on the stem... They like the stems....
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 5:23 AM annbb wrote:
    Not aphids. Not a clue as to what they are, tho.

    You gotta let us know when you find out!

    It's gonna be 75º here today. YIPEE!
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 5:44 AM Alisa wrote:
    Those 'aphids' are monstrous! They definitely don't look like the aphids I get. On my roses that is. Because, I definitely don't have aphids, personally.
    Oh, and Flea's, "I do not think they are what you think they are" reminded me of the line in Princess Bride, "I do not think that word means what you think it means" hee..
    Good luck.
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 6:02 AM Asthmagirl wrote:
    Here's the message from my dad...

    "I am not sure. It looks something like a lace wing. Try a rose systemic."
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 6:13 AM The Casual Perfectionist wrote:
    Gross! Those look different than the aphids I've seen in the past, but I'm not an expert. I am, oddly enough, itching now. Thanks.
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 6:15 AM Julena Jo wrote:
    They COULD be aphids if that is a miniature rose. However, I generally see aphids on closed buds and tender new growth rather than on the blossoms. It sounds as though they are determined critters, whatever they are. I'd probably hose them off with a blast of cold water and hope for the best. I generally use a systemic product on my roses which will take care of aphids and everything else except for Japanese beetles, contrary to the claims on the label. Apparently the Japanese beetles don't read labels. The downside of systemic products is you cannot eat the roses. No rose petal tea! No crystalized rose petals! No rose petal jam! Alas!
    Roses are my passion, and that's one beautiful rose. Do you know the variety by any chance?
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 8:14 AM Jules wrote:
    They don't look like aphids, I think aphids are smaller. I don't recall them being so large.
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 8:57 AM RecipeGirl wrote:
    I do wish I could help you. I apparently don't have a green thumb either as our entire garden has been eaten to the ground by something!!! And I was picking snails off of my citrus trees yesterday. You would think our hired gardener could do something, but NO! Good luck!!
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 11:25 AM Maggie, dammit wrote:
    Listen to all the smart people offering wisdom on plants. Alllll these green thumbs in the world, mocking me with their knowledge. I don't have an aphid problem. Of course, I don't have a plant-living problem, either. My garden is a cold wasteland of doom.

    Can't you ask me something about reality television or something?
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 1:35 PM ALF wrote:
    I was reading Martha Stewart and she had all kinds of advice on what to do about rose problems (bugs, disease, etc.) Of course, I can't remember what she said to do for aphids. Maybe you can get the April magazine and see if she has any good suggesttions. I love Martha!
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 4:31 PM Flea wrote:
    Dr. John,

    I know a Flea who moves from blog to blog like a virus.
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 6:25 PM Chelsea/PB&J In A Bowl wrote:
    Those are the biggest aphids I've ever seen. Most of the ones I've had to ruthlessly kill are the size of those cute little babies.
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 7:55 PM Viticulture Vern wrote:
    Those my friend, are aphids on steroids!
    Barry would be proud!
    I hate bugs.. they bug me.
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  • Friday, April 18, 2008 8:09 PM Liz C. wrote:
    Whatever they are, go to your favorite nursery and buy some praying mantises and some lady bugs. That's all the help I ever need.
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  • Saturday, April 19, 2008 12:24 AM grace wrote:
    why do i feel like there are spiders crawling across my neck? this is not pleasant. i blame you.

    seriously though, if those are aphids, they're ridiculously huge. i don't envy your roses.
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  • Saturday, April 19, 2008 8:51 AM Vonda wrote:
    They don't look like the aphids I get but I have one word. Ladybugs. We can buy them in our local garden store.
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  • Saturday, April 19, 2008 10:13 AM Karen Deborah wrote:
    I use systemic rose care, there isn't any organic method. Roses attract bugs. what I have discovered is to search for old cemetary type roses native to your area, THEY are much heartier. Hybrid teas are just asking for trouble, but they are beautiful and I have them. Can I come over and eat ribs? I'll bring something.
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  • Saturday, April 19, 2008 8:36 PM Lorena wrote:
    Plant nasturtiums underneath the roses? Bugs LOVE nasturtiums - who doesn't? They're pretty in salads too! The flowers that is, not the bugs. Anyway (in theory) bugs see nasturtiums, and instantly fling themselves off your roses into the pretty pretty flower patch below.

    Or, alternatively, they attract every bug in the neighborhood. But try to stick with the positives here.
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  • Sunday, April 20, 2008 7:21 PM Doris wrote:
    I just spray the hell out of them with malathion and try to ignore the smell. If they aren't gone in a few days, I spray them again !!
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  • Tuesday, April 22, 2008 11:29 AM Deb wrote:
    My war zone weapon lately has been insecticidal soap. The brand I use is "Garden Safe" by Schultz. Kills bugs on contact! And believe me, down here in Key West we have tons of bugs! They make me crazy!
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