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Of course, invitations to be featured on TV Food Network and requests to attend fabulous parties in the Hollywood Hills will be considered very carefully.
I will do my best to answer each and every well-meaning inquiry. However, due to the large amount of emails I receive, it might take a while for me to get back to you.
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